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Beezy: **that is me** Hello, and WELCOME to chapter one of Evil Fanmail. I have gathered together the cast of Ducktales-
Mr McDuck: Not by choice I might add.
Beezy: **shoots him a dirty look** -And have gathered together a stack of fanmail for them to answer. You guys ready to do this thang?
The Cast: **mumbles in agreement while at the same time looking PO'd**
Beezy: **cheerful voice and fistpump** Good! Our first letter is from Billy Ellis in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota. Billy says, "Dear Huey, Dewey and Louie; You guys are my favorite characters in the show. I wish I had a cool uncle like yours and could have fun adventures like you do. I can even tell you apart. A friend always, love Billy."
Huey: Cool!
Dewey: Thanks, Billy! I always knew I was the cool one...
Louie: Oh please, he obviously likes ME the best!
**A fight erupts**
Beezy: **stares at the brawl, does an announcer voice** What a match! The Three of them are moving so fast I can only see a purple blur! Anywhoooo...Our next letter is from Mary Elise Mayhew from Kalamazoo, Michigan. "Dear Fenton Crackshell; OMG!!!!! I fraeking love you!!!1!!11!1!!one!eleven. Will U marrey me?!?!!1!?/ Love Mary"
Fenton: Uh....You see, miss Mary-Elise-Mawatchamacallit, but I'm in a happy relationship...
Gandra Dee: Damn straight! **crosses her arms angrily**
Beezy: OOC!! FTW!!! BBQ!!!!
Everyone: **stares at her oddly**
Beezy: ...Ahem...Our next and last for now letter is from Cornelius Cornflake of 123 Fakerfreight Road. "Dear Gyro Gearloose; You owe me two new eyeballs you bastard! Because of your stupid invisible ink that squirted into my eyes, they dissolved! My MOM has to write me this letter because I can't see. I will hunt you down you bastard to the ends of the Earth and rape you with a spoon once I find you. Damn you, Damn you all, love Cornelius."
Gyro: Uh....Wow...**looks incredibly freaked out** **passes out**
Beezy: **giggles evilly** Little did you know, it was *I* who wrote that letter! See you guys next time!
END PART ONE
Mr McDuck: Not by choice I might add.
Beezy: **shoots him a dirty look** -And have gathered together a stack of fanmail for them to answer. You guys ready to do this thang?
The Cast: **mumbles in agreement while at the same time looking PO'd**
Beezy: **cheerful voice and fistpump** Good! Our first letter is from Billy Ellis in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota. Billy says, "Dear Huey, Dewey and Louie; You guys are my favorite characters in the show. I wish I had a cool uncle like yours and could have fun adventures like you do. I can even tell you apart. A friend always, love Billy."
Huey: Cool!
Dewey: Thanks, Billy! I always knew I was the cool one...
Louie: Oh please, he obviously likes ME the best!
**A fight erupts**
Beezy: **stares at the brawl, does an announcer voice** What a match! The Three of them are moving so fast I can only see a purple blur! Anywhoooo...Our next letter is from Mary Elise Mayhew from Kalamazoo, Michigan. "Dear Fenton Crackshell; OMG!!!!! I fraeking love you!!!1!!11!1!!one!eleven. Will U marrey me?!?!!1!?/ Love Mary"
Fenton: Uh....You see, miss Mary-Elise-Mawatchamacallit, but I'm in a happy relationship...
Gandra Dee: Damn straight! **crosses her arms angrily**
Beezy: OOC!! FTW!!! BBQ!!!!
Everyone: **stares at her oddly**
Beezy: ...Ahem...Our next and last for now letter is from Cornelius Cornflake of 123 Fakerfreight Road. "Dear Gyro Gearloose; You owe me two new eyeballs you bastard! Because of your stupid invisible ink that squirted into my eyes, they dissolved! My MOM has to write me this letter because I can't see. I will hunt you down you bastard to the ends of the Earth and rape you with a spoon once I find you. Damn you, Damn you all, love Cornelius."
Gyro: Uh....Wow...**looks incredibly freaked out** **passes out**
Beezy: **giggles evilly** Little did you know, it was *I* who wrote that letter! See you guys next time!
END PART ONE
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To Flintheart Glomgold: Where were you REALLY born? You say you're from South Africa, but you have a Scottish accent.
To Scrooge: Two things: First, go apologize to your sister already! We need Hortense on the show. Second, would you just marry Goldie already? For cryin' out loud, don't you realize how many fans wish you two would just tie the knot? Didn't that night in the cabin at White Agony Creek mean anything to you? Yeah, we all know what happened. No sense in denying it. Even your nephews are old enough by now to figure it out. Your job when you came to America was to restore Clan McDuck, and you royally screwed that up when you ditched Goldie. You didn't even read her letter! If I could, I would personally pound some sense into you. Go back to Canada and marry her already! Then bring her to Calisota. We can't have you leaving Duckburg forever, can we?
To Scrooge: Two things: First, go apologize to your sister already! We need Hortense on the show. Second, would you just marry Goldie already? For cryin' out loud, don't you realize how many fans wish you two would just tie the knot? Didn't that night in the cabin at White Agony Creek mean anything to you? Yeah, we all know what happened. No sense in denying it. Even your nephews are old enough by now to figure it out. Your job when you came to America was to restore Clan McDuck, and you royally screwed that up when you ditched Goldie. You didn't even read her letter! If I could, I would personally pound some sense into you. Go back to Canada and marry her already! Then bring her to Calisota. We can't have you leaving Duckburg forever, can we?