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Lolita PoetryRed lollipop on white teeth,Red lipstick on youthful lips,Red hulahoop on her tiny hips,I can't even begin to describe...She was beauty,She was wickedness,She was innocence,Yet she was corruption,She was mine,And yet she never was.She wasLolita
Evil Fanmail Part OneBeezy: **that is me** Hello, and WELCOME to chapter one of Evil Fanmail. I have gathered together the cast of Ducktales-Mr McDuck: Not by choice I might add.Beezy: **shoots him a dirty look** -And have gathered together a stack of fanmail for them to answer. You guys ready to do this thang?The Cast: **mumbles in agreement while at the same time looking PO'd**Beezy: **cheerful voice and fistpump** Good! Our first letter is from Billy Ellis in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota. Billy says, "Dear Huey, Dewey and Louie; You guys are my favorite characters in the show. I wish I had a cool uncle like yours and could have fun adventures like you do. I can even tell you apart. A friend always, love Billy."Huey: Cool!Dewey: Thanks, Billy! I always knew I was the cool one...Louie: Oh please, he obviously likes ME the best!**A fight erupts**Beezy: **stares at the brawl, does an announcer voice** What a match! The Three of them are moving so fast I can only see a purple blur! Anywhoooo...Our nex
I, Jack Part OneTo those who dare read, these words are the memoirs of a disturbed mind. I am known by many things; the English Zodiac. The killer-in-the-night. Most of you would know me, Alfonse Stalinger, as Jack.Jack the Ripper.
Dom And SubTogether we are:Dom and Sub,Yin and Yang,Sweet and SpicyFeathers and ScalesMaster and SlaveBut always we are One.
Mallory VonBeak ProfileGeneral Information:===============Name: Mallory VonBeakAge: Late thirties to early fourtiesGender: FemaleSpecies: Rabbit/Hare==============Appearance:==============Height: 5 '7 feet/inchesWeight: 135 poundsFur Color: Tan/Light BrownHair Color: Sandy Blonde or Strawberry BlondeEye Color: Denim BlueTail: White and fluffyPreffered Outfit/Color Scheme: Long, loose green dress with gold patterns, a straw colored headband, occasionally she wears a red scarf, but usually only when meditating. I thought of giving her glasses, but...eh, I don't want to. Fall or Spring colors fit her well.Identifying Features: A look of blissful ignorance and a huge, dopey smile.===============Personality Traits:==============Basic Personality Traits: Mallory is a Flower Child; Unabridged Hippy. She loves freedom, meditation, Mint Chai Tea, and just being herself. She lives in her own cloud-nine reality where everything is perfect and nobody does any wrong. She truly believes that nobody wou
Crackfic Fanart ChallengeCHALLENGE!!!!This is for all of you Crack pairing lovers out there; Pay attention! This is my first contest for fanfics, and I'd like to get anyone involved who's interested. This is a Darkwing Duck and Ducktales Crack Pairing Contest. The idea is to get an underused or UNused crack pairing out there in the form of a fanfic, such as GyroXMagicka or McCrack, which is awesomer than holy awesome!The prize is, me writing a fanfic of your choosing, depicting any characters and whatever you want me to write under any circumstances.RULES:1. Keep it somewhat clean.2. It is CRACK!! Make sure it's not a common pairing. ^^3. Have fun!